Saturday, October 31, 2009

your recommendations.

Hello lovers,

I have some questions for all of you. I'd love to know your recommendations for diet pills and laxies. What are the best out there? Which ones have you used? What has worked the best for you?

Last year I took Zantrex for a while, and I do believe it worked. The annoying thing about it was that you had to take it with food for it to work (even just a little food, but still), and I had to be careful when taking it because it could make me feel sick. But it did help me shed some pounds.

The best diet pill I've taken is illegal. It's Clenbuterol - you know, the steroid used to treat asthma in horses that Rachel Zoe has been accused of giving to her ultra-thin clientele. Clen is pretty amazing. I've used it off and on since high school, and it really does seem to kick-start your metabolism and help you drop weight quickly without losing muscle mass. I'd never had any trouble ordering it, until last year when I purchased a large order and it didn't come. The website claims that if you don't get your order in 30 days, they will give you your money back, but they never did. I sent out e-mail after e-mail alerting them to my no-show drugs, and never heard one word back. Finally, after several months, a package came in the mail, a
nd sure enough, my horse pills had arrived! It was really weird, and I'd spent a lot of money on the order, so I've been hesitant to order them again from this same website. I don't know though, maybe I'll look into it again. I have a small handful of pills left from the last time, so I think I'm going to start taking those soon, and then we'll see if I want to get some more.

I'm a big fan of Adderall as well. I love taking it before I go to the gym - I can just go and go and go. It knocks out your appetite, and gives you a great buzz. I've been really trying to manipulate a prescription out of a doctor for a long time, but so far I haven't been successful. I've got a stash right now, and I can buy them on campus from students, but they charge a lot of $$$ and I just want my own supply.

The only laxies I've used are generic drugstore brand, and they take a long time to kick into action. Usually 12 hours or more. I took some last night, about 15 hours ago, and I haven't made any trips to the bathroom. What the hell.

I so wish I could get my little paws on some coke. I did it a few times in high school and I fucking loved it. I don't even know where to begin to try and find some now, and I've been dying to get some for years. It's not really the type of thing you can just go around asking for... fucking drug stigmas. Ha.

So, my little gumdrops, I'd love to hear your suggestions. What diet pills have you used? What gave you good results? Side-effects? Ever used QuickTrim, the new pills Kim and Khloe Kardashian have been promoting? How about laxatives? Which ones work quickly and effectively? And when do you take them: before your binge or after? I'd really love to hear from everyone! Drop me a line, say hello, whether you are a follower or not! Absolutely no judgements here - whether you've dabbled in over-the-counter, prescription, online, street, or illegal goodies.

Love to you all, kk